"The Bund may be congested for another minute because of him."
"After watching the talk show, ok,
Now I just want to go to the Bund to find TA ~ "
Who is it? Who is it? Which star is it?
No~No~No~
Not a star
Is a Shanghai traffic police-Huang Jun.
In the fourth season of the talk show broadcast yesterday,
Huangpu traffic police Huang Jun appeared in police uniform.
Kaka operation
It took the hearts of many people at the scene …
This man, who is called # the traffic policeman who can best talk show #
What’s the charm?
Here he comes, here he comes.
He came with a witty "French"!
Don’t think that the work of traffic police is boring.
Dare to give a wheat to the traffic police?
(Note: The following content comes from the talk show of police officer Huang, which is based on real experience.)
Call 110 for help from colleagues.
As a traffic policeman on duty on the Bund all the year round.Huang Jungang never imagined when he was working.
My main duty is to be asked for directions by tourists.
"Where is the Monument to the People’s Heroes?"
"Where is the first hamburger shop in Shanghai?"
There are even pupils asked him:
"Which was the China Merchants Bureau during the Westernization Movement?"
……
"How can I know? ！”
Facing the eyes of primary school students seeking knowledge
Huang Jun can only choose to call the police:
"Ask my colleague.
Because of difficulties, call the police. "
The guilt of not being able to answer made Huang Jun excited.
Through reading a lot of information and field visits
Every road, every building and every enterprise on the Bund
All Men Are Mortal
He knows everything.
Nearly 100 roads in the area, more than 70 enterprises and institutions,
More than 20 places of interest and more than 10 famous scenic spots.
He knows everything by heart.
friends
Why don’t you go to the Bund and ask him again?
When foreigners pretend not to understand Chinese
When foreign tourists are stopped for illegal acts.
Some people will pretend not to understand Chinese.
Attempt to muddle through
But what do we officers Huang study?
English learners!
After a flowing wave of English output
Foreigners who just returned "sorry, I can’t speak Chinese"
Immediately changed to "to cut up, to cut up, I know"
Why not drive a sports car when going to a nightclub?
It is the traffic police who know the old driver better than the old driver.
Officer Huang found in the process of law enforcement
A young man driving a limousine from a nightclub.
Check the drunk driving, catch one and be accurate.
Officer Huang’s friendly reminder:
If everyone goes to a nightclub,
Try not to drive a sports car.
Because there are only two seats.
If you call a driver home.
I’m going home alone ~This is the "price" of driving a sports car!
Although the above contents are all jokes.
However, the work and life of grassroots police are bittersweet
Are integrated into it.
The audience was attacked by officer Huang
Humorous performances and full emotions are circled.
As an amateur player
Huang Jun told jokes.
It vividly tells the daily duty of a traffic policeman on the Bund.
Won Li Dan, Zhang Wei, Luo Yonghao and Yang Lan.
The unanimous lighting of the four leading comedians.
Li Birthday Weibo screenshot
What is unexpected is that
Huang Jun, who advanced, chose to retire for work reasons.
Although everyone is sorry.
But Huang Jun doesn’t feel sorry.
It is indeed a conflict between work and recording time, so this is the only way to end. I don’t feel sorry either. As a policeman, I love my job and post. Being able to stand on the stage of talk show, I think it represents not me personally, but our police group. At the same time, it also lets everyone know the other side of our traffic police. Don’t think that we are usually directing traffic. In fact, we also have many touching and fun things.
In an exclusive interview with the Morning News, Huang Jun mentioned that he said in the program."After the filming, I still have to go back to the Bund to continue working overtime.", is what really happened:This program was recorded on the evening of June 30th, and it didn’t end until 3 am on July 1st. After he left the scene, he rushed to attend the duty work of the centennial activities of the Party.
The jokes come from real life.
"Rookie traffic police" was tortured by primary school students
Just as the slogan of Talk Show Conference 4 is "Life is the funniest", Huang Jun said with a smile that all the jokes he said in the program came from real life.
For example, his "rookie" behavior in the program when he was a rookie left a deep impression on the audience-
"A pupil ran over and said,’ Uncle, during the Westernization Movement, the China Merchants Bureau for Ships founded by Li Hongzhang was on the Bund. Do you know which one?’ I thought to myself,’ If you want to ask me, ask me. Why are you testing me?’ I had to stop a taxi and ask,’ Master, where is Li Hongzhang’s China Merchants Bureau?’The master was very nervous:’ I don’t know, but I really don’t know, not because I drank wine.’ "
This happened in August 2013 when Huang Jungang graduated from the police academy and was assigned to Huangpu Branch to be a traffic policeman on the Bund. It was the summer vacation, and a group of primary school students punched in front of the Bund building according to the requirements of the school. Children can’t find a place, so they run to Huang Jun and ask. Unfortunately, this "policeman" is also new here."I was very puzzled by their questions … I said that you should go back and ask the teacher if it is good. I really don’t know."
Photo of Huang Jun duty information Photo courtesy of the interviewee
This kind of "stupidity" is basically the daily state of Huang Jun when he was a traffic policeman. Especially in the summer, there are many foreign tourists, and they often don’t "play cards" according to common sense. Huang Jun still remembers the various questions he was asked:Where is the park where it was said that the sign "Chinese and dogs are not allowed" was hung before?Where is the iron bridge where Yiping jumped into the river in the TV series "Deep Love and Rain"?And so on.
"When I was asked questions that I couldn’t answer every day, I went back to check and ask them, but the next day, new and strange questions came again … I felt like an unqualified tour guide standing there?"
Huang Jun made up his mind to completely solve the embarrassment that tourists often ask. After work, he read a large number of historical, geographical and cultural materials related to the Bund, and cooperated with field visits to gain a deep understanding of past lives in every building, road and unit on the Bund. The traffic coordinator who has worked on the Bund for many years, the experienced security guard on the ground floor of the old building, and the tour guide who led the team in front of the Peace Hotel have all become Huang Jun’s teachers. Half a year later, Huang Jun had a set of all-round and multi-angle maps of the Bund in his mind, and he was no longer afraid of tourists coming forward to ask questions.
With such a detailed knowledge reserve, Huang Jun is even eager to be asked questions. This constitutes another joke he told in the program:
"When I go to work again, I am full of confidence, just waiting for others to ask. Bank of China, this way; Memorial tower, this way. Some tourists asked me where the toilet was. I said: Go straight, turn left and then turn right. There is the China Merchants Bureau founded by Li Hongzhang during the Westernization Movement, and there is a toilet in it. "
Has always been a talk show "loyal fans"
The first opening of wheat was recognized by Li Birthday.
With this drive to study hard and overcome difficulties, Huang Jun quickly became an excellent traffic policeman and the youngest police chief in Huangpu Traffic Police Detachment. In the past eight years, he has won a series of honors including the "Top 100 Model" (2018), the Shanghai May 1st Labor Medal (2019) and the nomination award for the most beautiful grassroots police in China (2019), and has made work reports in sub-bureaus and municipal bureaus many times. At the end of 2020, when preparing for the year-end report performance, Huangpu Branch decided to ask Xiaoguo Culture to help plan a talk show, and Huang Jun was included in the performance list.
Prior to this, Huang Jun himself had been a loyal audience of talk shows. He watched the four seasons of "Tucao Conference" and the three seasons of "Talk Show Conference" without stopping, and he also knew something about the performance forms of talk shows. However, to create and perform talk shows in person, only to find that this process is really a kind of "comedy sadness."
Photo courtesy of Huang Jun’s "Talk Show Conference" performance.
Huang Jun talked with Wu Xingchen, a professional screenwriter of Laughter Fruit, for more than two hours, telling Wu Xingchen interesting stories that happened in his work, and then Wu Xingchen fused some stalks from a professional perspective. After the manuscript came out, Huang Jun entered the stage of performance and polishing, and his wife and children were the first two audiences.
Mrs Huang herself is a fan of the talk show actor house, and she is very "harsh" on Huang Jun’s performance.
"At first, she would tell me that the joke was funny, but it wasn’t the kind of funny that would make everyone bang. There was still a long way to go before going on stage and appearing on TV. Then Mr. Wu will help me change it again, not only to change the paragraph, but also to teach me how to carry on the transition during the performance to achieve the funniest effect. "
For about a week, Mrs Huang was "forced" to listen to Huang Jun’s jokes for an hour every day.
"In fact, jokes are funny to listen to once or twice, and it’s hard to feel again when you hear them for the tenth time. But I changed my tone or rhythm a little bit and found that my wife could laugh again, and the effect was different. I think this may be a level up. During this week, I changed a lot of performance methods. In the end, she can still laugh, and I think it is ok. "
In November, 2020, Huang Jun stood on the stage for the first time that the goats of Xiaoguo opened wheat.
"I didn’t expect the effect to be so good. They later told me that I was the most’ fried’ one among more than a dozen people that day. At that time, Teacher Wu Xingchen was also listening. After I went down, he gave me a hug and said it was great. I think it may also have something to do with me wearing a police uniform. The audience thought it was very fun, and even the police went up to talk about the talk show. "
But to Huang Jun’s surprise, after he stepped down, Li Dan, who watched the performance in the goat that night, took him aside and told him excitedly:
"You must come to our talk show conference! If you can prepare a half-hour paragraph, you can enter the semi-finals! "
Become an amateur player in the "talk show conference"
"It’s like a dream come true."
In January, 2021, in order to prepare for the upcoming report performance, Huang Jun, together with two other colleagues, went on the goat stage for the second time. This time he contributed a joke outside the text. Because was arranged in the last stage, Huang Jun went up to heat himself up first:
"I’m so nervous, I feel cotton-padded trousers are wet …"
Later, colleagues often joked with Huang Jun about this stalk: Huang Jun, are you nervous? Are the cotton trousers wet?
Unfortunately, because of the epidemic situation, this report performance was temporarily cancelled, and Huang Jun thought that his talk show career was over. Unexpectedly, after the Spring Festival,Huang Jun received instructions from the leader: You should keep your jokes, and we may send you to the talk show conference 4.
Huang Jun’s first reaction is incredible:
"I said no, it’s far from my level to compete with professional talk show actors!"
Moreover, a policeman goes to a variety show, which has to go through a strict approval process. However, the efficiency and boldness of the public security department in Shanghai once again showed, and Huang Jun soon received the release of the unit and the official invitation to laugh.
Photo courtesy of Huang Jun’s "Talk Show Conference" performance.
This time, Huang Jun contacted more talk show actors, and also felt the extremely rigorous and meticulous working atmosphere after the hip-hop talk show. Ten days before the recording of the program, Huang Jun attended the reading meeting hosted by chief screenwriters Cheng Lu and Wang Jianguo, and was given several opinions and suggestions on the spot.
"Some content may not be carefully considered when we said it, and the audience didn’t take it seriously, but once it is broadcast online, it is inappropriate, such as some geographical stalks."
Photo of Huang Jun duty information Photo courtesy of the interviewee
The first program of Talk Show 4 was recorded on the evening of June 30th. Huang Jun said that he had a feeling of "a dream come true" when he was waiting among a group of talk show actors who had only seen it on TV before. He found that other actors’ colorful clothes were beautiful, so he asked others whether they prepared their own clothes or the program group prepared them. Unexpectedly, everyone said that all the clothes were prepared by the program group.
"I just joked that it seems that I am the only one who prepared my own clothes. I also said this stalk when I came to power, and the effect was good. "
During the video recording, many contestants will talk a few jokes about the hot field, and improvisation is Huang Jun’s strong point. When he came on stage in a police uniform, he heard the audience saying "police, police".
"Then my first sentence is to ask:Do you have all your ID cards?Reflect my identity as a policeman. And when I said that my place of work was the Bund, the most famous scenic spot in Shanghai, many people below said’ Wow’, and I replied: I was fined, right? "
After such a few small rounds, Huang Jun said that he relaxed at once.
"The first stalk was thrown out, and the following was’ fried’. Suddenly I relaxed. I think I should be a competitive player, that is, I play very well on the spot. If the audience gives me a very high feedback, I will speak better and more excited. "
I have never eaten New Year’s Eve at home after work.
Talk Show and Life Show of "never to lose"
In addition to "Pupils ask for directions" and "Tourists ask for toilets", Huang Jun boasted a long list of proficient English when he talked about "law enforcement for foreigners", which won the audience and the leading comedians a full house.
Huang Jun didn’t know until after the performance that he had got all the four leading comedians to light up. In order to prevent interference with the performance of the contestants, the sound of lighting on the spot is actually very small, and what the audience sees is the effect added later.
"I used the corner of my eye to see the judges’ seats and found that they were all laughing, which gave me great confidence. Because this smile doesn’t mean that you can rehearse in advance, nor can you say hello to intercede. This is their truest performance. "
The recording of the first program that Huang Jun participated in didn’t end until 3: 00 a.m. on July 1, when he was rushing to attend the centennial activities of the Party.Although Li Dan and the program team warmly invited each other again and again, considering the heavy work, Huang Jun decided to quit the competition.
"Frankly speaking, some people may have a little resistance to the traffic police, and feel that they will be fined if they meet us.This time, the leader sent me to participate in the’ talk show conference’, in fact, in order to let the public know more about the daily work of the police through this popular form. We are not always so serious, but also have a very funny and cute side. You can see that the police can come to talk show. This is also a positive and positive publicity.. "
Although I especially like talking about talk shows, if I delay my normal work for the competition, it is absolutely unwilling for Huang Jun. After all, for Huang Jun and his colleagues, besides the funny and lovely "never to lose" talk show, it is a sweaty and real life show.
Photo of Huang Jun duty information Photo courtesy of the interviewee
These are some daily work records of Huang Jun, a 32-year-old Shanghai policeman and his colleagues who are high-pressured, busy and dedicated:
The Bund, where Huang Jun works, is the place with the largest flow of people in Shanghai, and there are hundreds of people asking for directions every day. One year on the National Day, Huang Jun’s law enforcement recorder counted that he was crossing the road for nearly 200 people that day, and was also praised by the media as "the living map of the Bund";
It is precisely because of the super familiarity with the Bund road that in the New Year’s Eve crowd in 2018, when the ambulance was blocked in the periphery, Huang Jun, together with another auxiliary police officer, used a police car to send tourists with sudden illness to the nearest hospital. The whole process was green and fast, and it took only four minutes;
Huang Jun said that he and his colleagues have been able to not only show tourists the way, but also tell them how to walk the fastest, the most economical and the scenery along the way, not only passing the "examination" of tourists, but also completing various "additional questions" well;
The normal working hours of the middle shift are from 3 pm to 10: 30 pm, but the charm of "Night Shanghai" is well-deserved, especially in summer, the Bund is still crowded until midnight, and Huang Jun and his colleagues usually have to wait until around 12 o’clock to get off work;
Every year, Huang Jun and his colleagues spend their time in their posts on major holidays such as National Day and Spring Festival. Being a policeman for 8 years, Huang Jun said that he had never eaten a New Year’s Eve dinner at home …
Huang Jun said that he hoped that the audience would not only see a talk show by a Shanghai policeman, but also be willing to learn more about their life shows.
I hope my performance can play a little role in promoting.
This article is synthesized from: Zhou Zhou Shanghai APP, Shanghai News Broadcasting, Shanghai Huangpu.
Related authors: Sun Limei
Wechat Editor: Tiny
Proofreading: Miss Pi
